They should really pass out barf bags in church
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.