what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you