Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?