we're blogging at a bar
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?