Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
that is very illegal...i love you.
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Panties = found
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.