after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??