So apparently I’m into choking now
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I love you.
Bad choice
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off