Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.