It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk