the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.