In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...