I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.