We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.