Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.