I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush