Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo