Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move