This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework