I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.