I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.