The struggles of a small town man whore
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.