Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
