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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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Two words: blizzard sex
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on