earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback