He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.