she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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