Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.