I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
