Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
True college students do jello shots in the library