Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..