Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.