Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.