Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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I'm sobbing to NWA
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat