dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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