Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?