Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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