is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?