I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.