Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Send us your Text From Last Night!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap