How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.