DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe