Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.