Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.