Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.