I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?