Worst Nights of All Time

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.

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  IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls

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  Dude you promised

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• (914): View more from New York

  he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  well did it work?

  (914): View more from New York

  it was a success in both ways.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  You smell like a steam boat captain.

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  Whatever your on right now, I want.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We can have bacon on the roof while tanning

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