I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor