Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.