Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.