idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.