Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels