Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.