WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.