love makes seman taste better
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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