He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Do you still have your period?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.