I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.