so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.