I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.